Girl: *sneezes*
Me: *blessed*
When a fic is everything you’ve ever wanted but hasn’t been updated since 1978
Lapis: There’s nothing here on earth for me. I need to leave ASAP
Peridot: *exists*
Lapis:
(via barn-family)
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via willypoograhamcraker)
Rosalina: Don’t worry. No other woman in this Mansion is ever gonna ask Samus out.
Bayonetta: Why not?
Rosalina: Because Samus is terrifying.









